Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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