oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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