So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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