Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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