My brain says no but my pants say off.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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