he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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