So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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