she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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