He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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