Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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