pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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