Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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