Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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