No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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