rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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