Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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