Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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