His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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