I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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