is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
She's the barista slut.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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