We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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