If i could tip my vagina, i would.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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