Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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