Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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