I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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