so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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