she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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