But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So much Jack, so little girl.
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