but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i now understand why vodka
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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