Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
