Say something about gay babies.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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