Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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