Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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