Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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