Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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