"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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