Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize