Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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