rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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