yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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