You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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