That's when you crack a 10am beer
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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