There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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