god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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