But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I believe in your delicious
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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