This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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