She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
