I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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