I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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