If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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