you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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