You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so let's talk penis.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Houston, we have a blender
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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