just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
