stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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