who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
So much rum. So many feels.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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