Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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