She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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