i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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