And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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