This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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