I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
