not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's never too late to be topless.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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