It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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