grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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